Oh NO...........!

Sigh... i think this blog is going to be dedicated specially to my dearest and closest friend now, Zhiyu. Many bad things happened to him within such a short time. First, was his vomit experience. Second, the hand shaking shit that created some scare for him which eventually cause him to go look for doctor. Third, the supposedly spreaded flu virus from me. Then, the recent "BIG BAG LOSS". With the latest, "handphone STOLEN!"

Zhiyu! How can this happen man? It's total absurb! Even i cannot believe such bad stuffs fall upon my friend. I must say it's really tough on him to carry all the burden alone. Keeping all the secrets from his family, heart piercing with all the things that he lost. Even the usual regarded by many, cold-blooded Silvest, also starts to feel a bit of pain for my close buddy. I must apologise for saying things that caused you to feel like jumping from JJ building. Haha! Okok, serious. Erm... Zhiyu, if you really need help immediately. I think you can call me lah. Cos i'm not that unreachable, not like that Marc who always on purpose low batt his phone. Very serious then call me. If not serious then go find other people. Haha! Gao Xiao! Actually, i'm like that loh. I'm so glad that you took my words from my perspectives, which will prove to be a different kind of tone. Or else, people will think that i'm some kind of a friend to say this kind of things to a friend who just met a bad incident. Haha... In fact, what i stated was rational, maybe too rational without emotions. Ok, i will try harder ok? Haha!

Zhiyu, your SOS has alerted my alarm. Want my help? Your waterbottle is it really that important to you? If you want it, we all buy you one more again. Ok? Haha! Pencil box ar? Erm... i help you ask. Wallet... erm... i help you ask SH if she wants to buy you one. Haha! Cos mine was nice! Haha! Physics TYS, i can't help. I got mine from gerald. Lost my one too. Maths notes you want ar? Just call me, i sure bring one. Haha! See! I settle everything for you liao. Haha... as if. But at least i did something right? Ok, afterall, the cold-blooded freak delivered a helping hand. Hope he can survive with one hand for himself. Haha! Ok, very cold i know.

Zhiyu, i must advise you. Wallet always on your ass. May it be very bad-feeling for your ass or not? You also must die die put it on your ass. A real man always keep his wallet on his ass, full of notes(money!) Cos it's super close to you. And it's at your ass! You wouldn't ever lose it if you listen to me. Handphone! Always in the side pocket. Always on your thigh! Ok i know the "myth, legend or truth", your balls are going to be affected by the radiation right? But why bothered by it, if you are not going to lose your phone anymore? And you are always contactable when it vibrates on your thigh. Please for goodness sake! Stop being a girl, lady or AUNTIE! Only AUNTIE holds their purse and phone on their hand and put it on the table. You will never see a Gentleman who put his wallet on the table! SO obscene! Haha! Okok! Top rule for me! Always phone and wallet close to my skin. NEVER NEVER on the table, inside a pencil box, inside a bag, whatever! Don't care lah. Sacrifice little sperm for the sake of the safety of your phone. It's worth it! What else ar... Erm... Oh ya! You really super GAO XIAO KING! Who in the world will treat outside, especially an entertainment area as a home. BAG ANYHOW PUT! Really gao xiao liao. Bag always close to your feet. Normally, below the table. Never seat with the bag behind you on the chair. It makes you look unsecure. Never on the TABLE too, cos you need to work on the table. So the feet area is good! You must really ask yourself, if you did all the stuffs that i asked you to do, will you lose all your stuffs within a span of 3 or 4 days? I must remind you, you practically lost everything! YI WU SUO YOU! Ok, but you still got your life, your friends, your family, your other stuffs. Ok, i'm becoming cold-blooded liao. Really you must note all your movement and question it. Guess you will learn bah. After a double kill! You wouldn't want to meet a TRIPLE KILL! So please! Listen to your good friend over here. WO SHI BU HUI HAI NI DE! Haha... ok that's all folks. Nothing much.